The Conversation Killer
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T:
so
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T:
lets go check out your car
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T:
and see if you have balls
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W:
....
D: oh SNAP, Tamme’s DEAD! http://blogs.indystar.com/philb/2010/11/14/Tamme-to-IR-with-ruptured-back-disc.html
W: you are wack
W: that’s scared the shit out of me
D: lol
W: I hate your face
D: I am chuckling
D: not laughing, but chuckling
W: i bet you fucking are
W: I almost went into panic mode
D: my favorite phrase was “that’s scared the shit out of me”
Would You Rather...And Then Some
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D:
would you rather spend an overnight once a week, every week with Ron Jeremy or sharpie a unibrow on your face weekly...that you cannot wash off...you have to refill it in each Monday
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W:
RJ
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D:
yeah, everyone is leaning that way
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W:
at least he'll have hot pr0n stars around
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W:
how bad could that be?
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D:
you do have to put out for HIM once in awhile
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D:
btw
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D:
it's not just fun and tailfeather
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W:
put out as in him whore me out?
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W:
to bang pr0n *'s?
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D:
yes
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D:
to have intercourse with RJ
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W:
wait, why
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D:
sometimes you get, sometimes you give
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W:
why would I have to bang RJ?
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D:
that's what makes it a fucking hard choice, you douche
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W:
man, you didn't say that shit
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D:
omg
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W:
I thought you meant just stay at his crib
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W:
lol
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W:
not bang the mother fucker
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D:
oh man, me and [redacted] are dying
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D:
that is hilarious
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W:
yeah fuck that
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W:
bring on the sharpie
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D:
lol
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W:
<--- would rather not bang another fat sloppy male homosapien
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D:
yeah, but then you're gunna have a unibrow in public for the rest of your days
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D:
though, you passed your [redacted]'s wedding already, so that's one photo op you didn't ruin
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W:
or I could tell people that I bang a male pr0n star every week
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D:
well, once can be kept a secret
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D:
one cannot
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D:
one can be suffered alone, one suffered with friends and family
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W:
but I, myself, would know that I'm banging a fat male porn star
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D:
yes, true
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D:
which is horrific
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W:
like damn, you couldn't even throw in Will Smith or something
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W:
could have at least been a good looking dude
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D:
well, then the choice would be easy
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W:
i mean not really
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W:
it's still gay sex
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W:
I'd still go the sharpie route
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W:
but at least I'd think about it more
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D:
word
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D:
I'd go with Big Willie Style and hope it's not so Big
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W:
you do know that he's black right?
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W:
just throwin that out there
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W:
in fact, that's where he got his "big willy" nickname from
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W:
it would be "big willy in W's butt wednesdays"
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W:
omg that is fucking hilarious
Creative(?) Email Addresses
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D:
poop@inthepants.com
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D:
hiyo!
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W:
lol
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W:
shoot@thugsinthestreets.com
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D:
weregunnamake@amilliondollars.com
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W:
you gotta include the @ in the sentence
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W:
suckmyballs@thecornerstore.com
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D:
lol
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D:
wellbemakingitrain@thestripclublater.com
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W:
lol
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W:
excellent
On a Roll
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D:
they are all about Dreamweaver and ASP.net
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W:
I don't give a shit about the backend
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D:
no? no coding for W?
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W:
i mean, the coding i do will still be HTML/CSS/Javascript
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D:
well PLAYED
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W:
i'm not a player, i control the game
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W:
BOOM!
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W:
wow, i'm on a roll
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W:
call me butter
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W:
BOOM AGAIN!
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w:
you know what i enjoy
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w:
talking about the business of the consumer electronics industry
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w:
probably more so than the technology itself
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t:
haha
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t:
well said
Various Uses for a Disposable Flask
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W:
this is brilliant: http://www.restorationhardware.com/rh/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod1644422
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T:
not bad
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T:
im not really in the sneaking flasks in kind of game any more. but i dig it
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W:
lol i had to do it a few years ago because this wedding I went to didn't have an open bar
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T:
yeah ive done that
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W:
but with a wedding... you can have a real flask and hold in your dates purse
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W:
true
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T:
like these... would be perfect for like a football game
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T:
something you can bring in
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W:
or church
Stupid Robots
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D:
http://www.woot.com/
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D:
spykee the robot
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D:
get it
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D:
VOIP, webcam, motion detector, and controlable via wifi
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W:
you just watsted seconds of my life
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D:
are you saying you wouldn't want to patrol your house with a robot from work?!
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W:
why are we still talking about this fucking robot
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D:
When the battery is nearly depleted, it will automatically find the recharging dock to recharge itself
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W:
where in the fuck is my "BLOCK THIS MOTHER FUCKER" button
Man Chat
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D:
xoxo -gossip girl
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W:
what
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W:
was that some cupcake comment that was supposed to be for name?
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D:
do you not know the sign off of the show Gossip Girl?
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W:
why the fuck would i know that
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W:
i have a penis
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W:
that's crunched the fuck up in these DAMN JEANS
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D:
yeah, but you have a wife
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D:
has she never watched it?
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W:
no
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D:
I guess you guys DO live in the name
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W:
lol
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W:
no, we just don't watch corny ass tv shows
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W:
like gossip girls
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W :
#1 in fantasy
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W :
FTW!!
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W :
PAIN TRAIN IS ON THE TRACKS!
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T :
oh god
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T :
<----really doesn't feel like listening to you talk about stupid pain train blah blah blah all day.
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W :
i'm gonna just break that out at random times in conversation
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T :
seriously
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T :
get it out of your system
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T :
cause im not joking
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T :
i dont want to hear your rammling ALLLLL day about this
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T :
(10:31) you have till 10:35 to say what you have to say
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W :
TOOT TOOT! PAIN TRAIN!
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T :
god, your lame.
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//end of conversation
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//Start of separate conversation
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D :
TOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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T :
omg.
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T :
really.
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T :
why?
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D :
because it's 10:34
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D :
and now it's 10:35
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D :
have a good day
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T :
im not going to lie.
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T :
i just some respect for you.
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D :
I'm going to imagine you typed "gained" in that blank space
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T :
your imagination is wrong.
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//end of conversation
Just some random ramblings and friendly hate going on. We do have a rule, that gets broken weekly, that we call No Hate Fridays (NHF), where we take a break from the friendly hate. When it's broken, we "call it" and time stamp it.